Greet to tha tings Peeps!
Ever been in a bathroom in a public place and someone (that you would assume shares your untimely bowel/urinary habits) tries to come in? But instead of knocking, or jiggling the door handle....they forcefully try to turn nearly ripping the doorknob of the hinge! Wow...they had to GO!
Next time, try gently grabbing, and ever so slightly turning until you discover that it is locked. You may move on to find another one, without reduntantly scaring the crap of anoyone currently on the throne!
Enough Potty stuff already!
Flavored toothpicks may be one of the most geniously invented items of our time. The ones with the attached floss thingy's are the best! Plus, they make pretty handy little weapons. You would NOT want to take one of those to the eyeball!
A couple more things. Why is it that light bulbs go out at different times? A fan with those 4 to 5 light attachments never has bulbs that synchronize? I put them in at the same time when I first got the thing. When did the space time continuum get so far off?
Oh well, just remember it's always darkest before the dawn! - Well, that's not really true because the sun is pretty close to coming up so it's not THAT far. I guess it's always darkest when the sun is on the other side of the Earth!
Whatever, if my brain was taxed...I'd get a rebate!
Later
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