Folks, fair warning. Do NOT read this.
I'm serious. It is not pleasant.
Okay, FINE. Continue at your own risk.
Thursday the 18th. There I was. In my office 8:29am - It was a relatively quiet morning. My eye was bothering me. I had started a new project at work. The day was going just fine.....until............in walked the office nurse. With a story to tell.
"Ya'll" she said. "This morning I was in the shower, shaving my pits and when I went to switch from the left to the right, I cut my nipple with the razor!"
All of the blood drained from my face. Me and the office manager immediately clutched our busoms! I heard a legion of demons screaming off in the distance. I had forgotten about my eye irritant - due to the vision loss, no doubt.
It was the single worst thing I had ever heard. ALL BEFORE 9AM!!!
I can't even go on.......Merry Christmas!
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OUCH..... thats awful.
So whats the update on jobs?
Hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas.
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